The Return
 
         
   
Genre: Mystery and Horror
Running Time: 1 hr. 25 min.
Release Date: November 10th, 2006
MPAA Rating: PG-13 for violence, terror and disturbing images.
Director: Asif Kapadia
Actors: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O'Brien, Adam Scott, Kate Beahan, Erinn Allison
 
         
"The idea never got off the ground, and that only made the ensuing mystery unnecessarily confusing."
   
 
             
 
Theatrical
5/10
 
DVD
N/A
 
Blu-ray
N/A
 
             
 
 
"The Return" is the kind of supernatural thriller you have to force yourself to sit through. Already this isn't a good sign. There were a couple of moments when I felt ready to leave the theater, not because the content was disturbing, but because the plot was needlessly confusing. The first hour of this film made absolutely no sense; it drifted from one scene to the next with nothing stringing them together. It was like watching the reedited fragments of various ghost stories. It's a good thing the ending connected most of the missing pieces by validating the previous scenes. I can say with complete honesty that I didn't leave the theater feeling as if I had been ripped off (not completely, anyway); what started out as a complete mess ended up as a definite story.

Unfortunately, this doesn't make the film worth recommending. Despite the fact that many of the plot's loose ends were eventually tied up, I still felt that it went a long way for very little. It vaguely resembles a ghost story, one in which otherworldly powers are used on a living person in order to warn and/or help another living person. Furthermore, the characters are defined by cliches so well established that one wonders how the story would survive on its own. You won't find anything original or inspiring about "The Return," which I suppose wouldn't have been so bad had the filmmakers attempted to reinterpret some aspect of the genre. Then again, that may be asking too much, especially when you consider how successful many of the more formulaic ghost films have been.

Apparently, the filmmakers tried to poke the audience along by presenting them with small snippets of information, hopefully enough snippets to peak their interest. This method has worked before in other such films, but it didn't work too well with this one. I certainly wish it had; it would have made the initial randomness seem more like an opportunity for us to use our heads as opposed to a self-serving excuse for cryptic imagery. Sarah Michelle Gellar--fresh from her appearance in last month's "The Grudge 2"--plays Joanna Mills, a young businesswoman who, for as yet unknown reasons, has terrible visions of a man and a murdered woman. It would seem that she's had them ever since she was a little girl, as first seen during the opening flashback sequence of her and her father, Ed (Sam Shepard), at a local carnival.
 
 
 
The Return movie 2006 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O'Brien, Adam Scott, Kate Beahan, Erinn Allison
 
The Return movie 2006 Sarah Michelle Gellar, Peter O'Brien, Adam Scott, Kate Beahan, Erinn Allison
 
 

In present day, she's an ambitious businesswoman working for an oil company based in St. Louis. One day, she's given the opportunity to make a sale in her home state of Texas, specifically in a town called Salle. It's intriguing that she made this decision; before this job opportunity, she had never considered stepping foot into that city. This is because she's had visions of it, much like those of the unknown man and woman. What's worse, her visions force her into acts of self-mutilation, such as cutting into her leg or forehead. Why, I'm not exactly sure; the connections are never fully developed, even by the end of the film. I did get the sense that the filmmakers tried to make the connection crystal clear; because Joanna left Texas under dubious circumstances, and because her family and friends have remained there, tension exists between everyone involved.

But the idea never got off the ground, and that only made the ensuing mystery unnecessarily confusing. Upon entering Salle, Joanna checks into a drab hotel/slaughterhouse (a combination only possible in a supernatural thriller). She then investigates an unnamed local bar, the same one she's been having visions of lately. It would seem that the visions are getting more and more frequent, and for some reason, they all connect with her personally. She struggles to find out why, especially when loner Terry Stahl (Peter O'Brien) comes into the picture. He introduces himself by saving her from her jealous coworker, Kurt (Adam Scott). While Joanna was grateful for Stahl's help, the locals respond with utter disdain. His girlfriend, Annie (Erinn Allison), had been murdered some years earlier, and everyone is convinced that he committed the crime.

Whether or not he did, I dare not say. What I do dare say is that the relationship between him and Joanna is growing, as are her visions, which are gradually becoming more understandable. Consider the fact that she had painted several seahorse pictures as a child; is it any coincidence that Annie had painted something very similar on the inside wall of her barn? Of course it isn't, and neither is the fact that other such visions are leading up to the revelation of Annie's killer. But the question remains: why is Joanna involved at all? Furthermore, why has she been plagued with these mental images for the past fifteen years? How is she to know what to do if she acts on her instincts?

Interestingly enough, these are the exact same questions that ran through my head. Even when everything is explained at the end of the film, an adequate reason for her involvement remains elusive. I didn't feel as if anything had been gained by it, and I should think nothing much would have been lost without her. This is a bad thing; Joanna was created as a heroine figure, yet she's included in a story that doesn't really need one. I say this because the ultimate purpose of "The Return" is to give a grandiose message about something that's relatively miniscule. To be perfectly honest, there was no reason for this story to be told at all; while it wasn't particularly bad, it's still a mere blip on the cinematic radar, one that hardly deserves any special attention. Too bad for Sarah Michelle Gellar; that's what she gets for starring in two ghost movies released less than a month apart.

- Chris Pandolfi
 
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