Mallory may be a super soldier, but she realistically takes a beating like a normal human being. She’s not immune to cuts and bruises, although a cup of hot coffee to the face and bullet flesh wounds don’t slow her down. It’s refreshing to see a female lead character that’s supposed to be strong and durable actually played by a Muay Thai fighter. She’s quite believable – she doesn’t just look badass, she is badass. Generally, it’s the male roles that are assumed by hulking martial artists, while the supporting female portrayals are appropriated by slinky, exotic, fragile, absolutely inauthentic vixens.
Where Haywire falters is in the story department. The plot is perhaps too simple for its own good, used entirely to showcase Gina’s skills. The problem with this is the lack of nonstop action – the pacing between fight sequences is just slow enough that even the stylish editing (that never teeters on irritating or seizure-inducing) and pulsing music can’t intensify the sense of urgency that escapes Mallory’s plight. For an elementary tale of a single double-cross, there’s just not enough going on to spice it up. Globetrotting, flashbacks, cryptic conversations and messing with the timeline aren’t enough to embellish the simplicity, which results in an expected, formulaic unfolding of events and anticlimactic final confrontation.
It’s also odd that the adversary pyramid is comprised of serious actors like Michael Douglas, Antonio Banderas, Michael Fassbender and Ewan McGregor – all players not known for illustriousness in hand-to-hand combat. It makes them visually inferior opponents against a woman as muscular and athletic as Carano in a game of physical prowess. What happened to the passel of heavily armed mercenary commandos or masked, sword-wielding ninjas that could have been a real challenge – a more artistic, blood-soaked ballet of flesh, sinew and vengeance?
- The Massie Twins


Soderbergh is so hit or miss these days. He comes out with these deep thoughtful complex dramas, and then he does some silly little action movie. Weird.